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read my profile sign my guestbook Name: Brett Country: United States State: Who knows Birthday: 2/18/1988 Gender: Male Interests: Performing sepuku on myself, video games (Final Fantasy), fighting other ninjas, soccer, kicking ass... Message: message me AIM: Evil_Gold_Monkey Member Since: 1/27/2004

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Monday, October 04, 2004

	Yeah i updated
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Wednesday, August 18, 2004

	I'm finally free for the rest of the summer. Whew! Working at the camp was fun though. I got home yesterday afternoon. I'm tired, I'm going to take a nap.
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Saturday, July 10, 2004

***Joke Time***

One day Superman was flying around "man, im horny" he thought. He looked down and saw Wonder Woman, naked, laying down on the Justice League roof. "I'm one of the fastest men in the world. I should be able to do her without her even noticing" So he flies down and...

BANG... BANG... BANG... ZOOM

"What was that?" Wonder Woman says

"I don't know" The Invisible Man said "but my ass sure is sore"

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Saturday, July 03, 2004

Im back until tomarrow. Don't feel like doing a big entry like last week. So i'll skip to the joke at the end...

A man wanted to kill his boss, so he hired a hitman. They waited on a rooftop for the hitman to snipe the boss. While on the roof waiting, the man asked if he could look through the scope on the sniper rifle. The Hitman let him.

While looking through the scope the man said "I can see my house from here". He zoomed in and saw his neighbor and his wife undressing together. "I change my mind" the man said, "I'll pay you $1000 dollars per bullet to shoot my wife in the head and my neighbor in the dick." The Hitman agreed and prepared to fire.

Fifteen minutes later the hitman still hadn't fired yet. "What' taking so long?" the man asked. The hitman responded "Hold on, i'm about to save you a $1000"

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Saturday, June 26, 2004

Week two of ten down the crapper. Awsome! Hmm...lets see if i can remember some stuff that happened last week...(thought bubble procures over my head. Thoughts are in a scratchy black and white like an old film. The sound is crappy, but there are subtitles.)...

Sunday:Woke up at 7:00am. Memories from childhood return while watching power rangers. Leave for camp at 9:30. Get to camp at 11:30. Recieve nametag for the summer. Name spelled correctly. Last name not Irdell this year. [Scene missing] Playing X-box. Went to bed at 11:30.

Monday: Wake up at 7:00. Eat eggs and bagel for breakfast. Teached campers about Weather. Caught a 50 pound alligator snapping turtle with my bare hands with my friend Forrest. Turtle devoured frog we fed to it. Playing X-box. Went to bed at 11:30.

Tuesday: Normal teaching day. Caught a three legged box turtle. Three legged turtle hates one eyed turtle and vice versa. [Scene missing] Playing X-box. Went to bed at 11:30.

[Changing film reels please stand by]

Wendsday: Normal teaching day.Got the night off. Went to Wal-Mart and McDonalds. Went to bed at 11:30.

Thursday: Normal teaching day. Had to help at campwide games. An overrated event where the campers play cheap games. I monitered the frisbee toss. Went to bed at 11:30.

Friday: Woke up at 5:30. Caught fish in the bay. Caught baby snapping turtle. Normal teaching day. Dinner was turkey, mashed potatoes, other thanksgiving themed foods. One of the campers gave me a pink lawn flamingo!?!

Saturday: Sent campers home. Discovered hole into another dimension inside one of the bathrooms. Drove home. Did laundry. Took a nap. Played monoply. Typed this.

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Dirty Riddles

What word is four letters long, starts with "f" ends with "k", makes life easier, and you can use your hands instead but you might get messy? (scroll down for answer)

A fork! (I know what you were thinking you pervert!)

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Ok, next one: What word starts with "f" ends with "uck" and when things get hot and steamy it may make you get wet? (scroll down for answer)

A firetruck! Hahahahahahahaha! See ya'll next week!

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